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Geeo Stand-up Comedy in Cafe d'Art Constanta

2010-12-15T15:18:00.000+02:00

Geeo Stand-up Comedy in Cafe d'Art Constanta, romania, 19 noiembrie, 2010, funny, comedian, comic, constantean.

Dave Chappelle - Terrorist

2010-09-18T19:23:00.000+03:00

Dave Chappelle - Terrorist, funny, video, comedian, plane, chinese, weapon, call, hostages, stand-up comedy.

Bed Intruder Song (Autotuned)

2010-09-15T20:09:00.000+03:00

Bed Intruder Song (Autotuned), music, video, funny, ghetto, news, meme, rape, itunes.

Bob Marley - Grandma

2010-09-15T20:04:00.001+03:00

Bob Marley - Grandma, funny, comedian, turrets, scream, old lady, phone call, dog, video.

GI Joe - Pork Chop Sandwiches

2010-06-18T14:45:00.000+03:00

GI Joe - Pork Chop Sandwiches, funny, cartoon, video, get the fuck out of here.

Bob Marley - Stir it up

2010-06-06T21:27:00.000+03:00

Bob Marley - Stir it up, music video.

Super Sexy CPR

2010-06-06T17:47:00.002+03:00

Super Sexy CPR, two blonde girls, blue eyes, emergency, ambulance.

Geeo - Cine Conduce Lumea ?

2010-06-04T13:36:00.001+03:00

Geeo - Cine Conduce Lumea ?, stand-up comedy, Romania, Constanta, comic, comedian, geo, george, maratonul magic smile, magic fm, umor, funny.

Even Dwarfs Started Small

2010-06-04T13:33:00.001+03:00

Even Dwarfs Started Small, funny video, old, laughing midget, little people.

Faithless - Bombs

2010-05-30T20:38:00.000+03:00

Faithless - Bombs, music video, war, human kind.

Geeo - Tuning Extrem

2010-05-30T20:26:00.000+03:00

Geeo - Tuning Extrem, stand-up comedy Romania, Constanta, pub 16 ore, maraton magic smile, fm, comedian, umor, funny, video, comic.

Geeo - Proverbe

2010-05-30T20:23:00.000+03:00

Geeo - Proverbe, stand-up comedy, Romania constanta, pub 16 ore, 13 mai, maraton magic smile fm.

Geeo - Mesaj anti-fumat Convingator

2010-05-28T22:25:00.001+03:00

Geeo - Mesaj anti-fumat Convingator, stand-up comedy, Romania, constanta, pub 16 ore, 13 mai maraton magic smile fm, concurs.

Faithless - Mass Destruction

2010-05-23T11:18:00.000+03:00

Faithless - Mass Destruction, music video, message, song.

Horse Race Caller Loses His Voice!

2010-05-20T18:38:00.000+03:00

Horse Race Caller Loses His Voice!, funny video, track.

Kanye West - Flashing Lights ft. Dwele

2010-05-09T00:18:00.000+03:00

Kanye West - Flashing Lights ft. Dwele, music video, song.

Eddie Izzard - Scary Movie

2010-05-09T00:14:00.000+03:00

Eddie Izzard - Scary Movie, comedian, stand-up comedy, video, funny.

Strange Wilderness - Shark Laugh Scene

2010-05-06T00:33:00.000+03:00

Strange Wilderness - Shark Laugh Scene, Movie, comedy, funny, video.

What's The Point?????

2010-04-30T12:02:00.007+03:00

Cred ca primeam aceeasi reactie ca si cea de aseara si de la un public strivit sub tone de moloz.

Te duci la WC cand AI NEVOIE de WC.
Mergi sa razi cand AI NEVOIE sa razi.

Fii pregatit pentru mai multe stiluri de comedie, nu sta in umbra ranjind, anticipand o gluma cu pula, pentru ca nu o sa o auzi de la fiecare tip care urca pe scena.
Nu am sa urmez niciodata standardele pe care le asteptati, am sa spun ce si cum vreau, indiferent daca va place sau nu.

FUCK MAINSTREAM!!!

Ne vedem peste 2 saptamani.

EDIT:

Pe 13 Mai a fost mult mai bine.
Cred ca si eu am avut material mai bun, dar si publicul a fost mai receptiv.

Multumesc.

16 ore pub grill, stand-up constanta, geeo, comedie, concurs, magic fm, george, magic smile, maraton.

Craziest beard i've ever seen!

2010-04-27T00:06:00.000+03:00

Craziest beard i've ever seen!, funny, video, comedy.

Akon - I Can't Wait

2010-04-11T18:19:00.000+03:00

Akon - I Can't Wait, song, music video.

Can't Tell Me Nothing with Zach Galifianakis

2010-04-11T18:15:00.000+03:00

Can't Tell Me Nothing with Zach Galifianakis, comedy sketch, comedian, funny, video.

The Worst Kung Fu Movie Auditons EVER

2010-04-04T17:21:00.000+03:00

The Worst Kung Fu Movie Auditons EVER

Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World (Death Metal Version)

2010-04-03T21:13:00.000+03:00

I HEAR BABIES CRRRYYYYYY :))

Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World (Death Metal Version), funny, video, cover.

Tanita Tikaram -Twist in my sobriety

2010-03-28T14:39:00.000+03:00

Tanita Tikaram -Twist in my sobriety, music,video.

Mitch Hedberg - Stand-up comedy in Canada

2010-03-28T14:38:00.001+03:00

"Big Foot is BLURRY" :))

Mitch Hedberg - Stand-up comedy in Canada, comedian, show, live.

Sirop Tibetan

2010-03-26T16:45:00.002+02:00

"NOU! Sirop Tibetan.
Atat de concentrat, incat leviteaza!" - Geeo

O varianta a unei glume de-a mea.

Funny, isn't it?

Family Guy - Quagmire is Jack The Ripper

2010-03-25T23:39:00.001+02:00

GIGGITY....

Family Guy - Quagmire is Jack The Ripper

Guns.N.Roses-Sweet Child O'Mine

2010-03-21T21:59:00.000+02:00

Guns.N.Roses-Sweet Child O'Mine, music video.

Brian Regan - Refrigerator

2010-03-21T08:22:00.001+02:00

Brian Regan - Refrigerator, funny video, comedian, stand-up comedy, meat, eggs, cold.

The Stache-Off

2010-03-19T14:32:00.000+02:00

The Stache-Off, mustache, funny, video, comedy, sketch, office.

Police Sketch Fail

2010-03-13T16:10:00.000+02:00

"Captain, WE HAVE A MATCH!!!"

Police Sketch Fail, funny, video, suspect.

Animal Identification Fail

2010-03-10T00:17:00.002+02:00

"That's a big horse" :))

Ma intreb ce se intampla daca nu-i spunea producatorul ca in poza este de fapt un Fluture (molie)?

Poate mai vorbea despre cateva specificatii ale camerei, apoi revenea la poza si mai completa cu informatii despre "Calul" din poza.

" Promoter: -Aceasta poza a fost facuta de catre colega noastra Wendy.

Wendy, haide putin pe platou sa ne povestesti unde ai fotografiat acest "CAL".

Wendy: Buna John, am facut poza aceasta vara trecuta cand am fost la o ferma.

Promoter: Da?

Wendy: Da!

Promoter: Si acesta era singurul "CAL" pe care l-ai vazut la ferma?

Wendy: Nu, uite, am un album.

Acesta statea pe o floare, ia uite un copac plin de "CAI".

Iar "CALUL" acesta mi s-a asezat pe cap.

Promoter: Multumim Wendy, iata si alti "CAI" fotografiati cu aceasta camera de clientii nostrii."

Dupa un slide-show de vreo 5 minute plin doar cu poze in care apar "CAI", cred ca toti cei care se uitau la televizor se intrebau daca stiu intr-adevar cum arata un Cal..

Animal identification fail, funny video, horse, butterfly, wrong, camera.

Embrace Life - Always Wear Your Seat Belt

2010-03-07T13:22:00.000+02:00

An original approach to road safety advertising from the Sussex Safer Roads Partnership.
http://www.sussexsaferroads.gov.uk

All material © 2010 Sarah Alexander/Daniel Cox/Sussex Safer Roads Partnership.
http://www.alexandercommercials.co.uk

Embrace life - always wear your seat belt, commercial, advertising, ad, driving, accident, campaign, video.

Parazitii - Shoot Yourself (necenzurat)

2010-03-06T23:33:00.000+02:00

Parazitii - Shoot Yourself (necenzurat), music video, playback, rap.

Bill Hicks Hates Hecklers

2010-03-06T23:21:00.000+02:00

Bill Hicks Hates Hecklers, stand-up comey, comedian, funny video.

Eddie Izzard - Cake or Death?

2010-03-05T22:48:00.000+02:00

Eddie Izzard - Cake or Death?, stand-up comedy, funny video, comedian.

Jim Carrey - Canada

2010-02-28T14:17:00.000+02:00

Jim Carrey - Canada, stand-up comedy, funny video, comedian.

Chiddy Bang - Opposite Of Adults

2010-02-27T14:29:00.002+02:00

Chiddy Bang - Opposite Of Adults, music video, MGMT - kids sample.

Paul Mooney - Black Criminals vs White Criminals

2010-02-25T17:24:00.000+02:00

Paul Mooney - Black Criminals vs White Criminals, stand-up comedy, video, funny.

Martin Lawrence - Jail

2010-02-24T23:03:00.000+02:00

Martin Lawrence - Jail, stand-up comedy, comedian, funny, video.

Kanye West - Homecoming

2010-02-21T23:30:00.000+02:00

Kanye West - Homecoming, music video.

Jack Benny, Mel Blanc and Johnny Carson The Tonight Show 1974

2010-02-17T15:00:00.003+02:00

Jack Benny, Mel Blanc and Johnny Carson The Tonight Show 1974, funny video, cartoons, voices, Si, CY, Sue, comedy.

Chappelle Show - Tupac Sketch

2010-02-15T21:41:00.000+02:00

Chappelle Show - Tupac Sketch - watch more funny videos

Chappelle Show - Tupac Sketch, Dave Chappelle, funny video, sketch, comedian, 2pac, club, music, parody, i wrote this song back in '94.

Lucky Louie - WHY?

2010-02-14T11:54:00.001+02:00

Lucky Louie - WHY, funny video, kids, questions, comedian, tv show, dinner, table, eating.

RATM -Killing In The Name

2010-02-14T08:40:00.003+02:00

RATM -Killing in the name - music video.

Sam Kinison - Love song

2010-02-13T20:40:00.000+02:00

Sam Kinison - Love song, breaking the rules, stand-up comedy, video, comedian, piano, records.

Geeo - Becali, Titus si Chilian

2010-02-12T19:43:00.002+02:00

Geeo imita vocile unor persoane din Romania:

George Becali, Titus Steel si Florin Chilian.

Geeo - Becali, Titus si Chilian, stand-up comedy, Romania, comedian, comic, club pulse, constanta, funny, video, amuzant, banc, gluma, live, show.

Geeo - Incalzirea Globala si Inundatiile

2010-02-12T00:53:00.000+02:00

Geeo - Incalzirea Globala si Inundatiile, codul galben, funny, video, stand-up comedy, Romania, Constanta, bar La Bebe, club, show, live, gluma, banc.

Bill Burr - Going To Church

2010-02-07T15:57:00.000+02:00

Bill Burr - Going To Church, stand-up comedy, video, comedian, funny.

Bill Hicks on Marketing

2010-02-05T18:56:00.000+02:00

Bill Hicks on Marketing, funny, video, comedian, stand-up comedy, advertisement.

Geeo - Fishzilla Se Prezinta

2010-02-03T20:26:00.003+02:00

Eu sunt un peşte…
Sunt cel mai mare peşte pe care l-ai văzut vreodată, considerând că nu ai văzut vreodată un peşte.

În tinereţe voiam să devin cântăreţ.
Nu am reuşit.
S-a organizat un concurs de talente, dar nu am putut să ajung la acea locaţie în ziua concursului, pentru că am fost prins în altceva, în cârlige.

Sunt răcit de 2 săptămâni.
Am luat un medicament şi am o reacţie ciudată la el, am gura uscată.

Ştii sentimentul acela?
Atunci când eşti îndrăgostit, simţi că pluteşti.
Aşa mă simt eu tot timpul…

Poţi să-mi împrumuţi 100 de lei?
Am plătit o amendă şi nu cred că-mi rămân bani pentru întreţinere, au spus că-mi taie apa.

Hai că trebuie să plec.
Ne întâlnim mâine, tot aici, o să port o şapcă roşie ca să mă recunoşti.

Am scris acest text in martie 2009 in timpul unui curs de creative writing,
organizat de Claudiu Komartin in barul "Fish".

George Bush Beatboxing

2010-02-03T19:42:00.000+02:00

"Ch - Ch - Ch - Ch - Cheney!"

George Bush Raps, beatbox, funny video, comedy, edited.

Louis C.K. - The Awesome Possum Shirt

2010-02-02T23:15:00.001+02:00

Louis C.K., The Awesome Possum Shirt, funny video, stand-up comedy, comedian, hate, waiting.

Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys

2010-01-31T14:43:00.003+02:00

Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys

Empire state of mind, jay-z, alicia keys, music, video, new york.

"Empire State of Mind" is a song by hip hop artist Jay-Z, featuring guest vocals of R&B and soul singer-songwriter Alicia Keys.
The song was released as the third single from Jay-Z's eleventh studio album The Blueprint 3 on his Roc Nation label.
The song is an anthemic ode to both artists' native New York City, featuring a sample of "Love on a Two-Way Street" by The Moments.
Jay-Z and Keys performed the song at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, as well as the American Music Awards of 2009.
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10 Funny Quotes - Jimmy Carr

2010-01-31T02:00:00.004+02:00

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

I grew up in Slough in the 1970's, if you want to know what Slough was like in the 1970's, go there now.

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

"Close to comedy genius" - The Guardian. Don't worry. It's a newspaper for teachers. I wouldn't expect you to understand.

If we are all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

I hate those e-mails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got ten just the other day. Eight of them from my girlfriend. It's the two from my mum that really hurt.

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

Has anyone else seen those incredibly powerful advertisements in cinemas where each time a famous person clicked their fingers, an African child dies? I watched those, and couldn't help thinking, "well stop clicking your fingers!"

In the pursuit of scientific answers, animals have been tortured for the past 100 years. They're still not talking. I'm starting to think they don't know anything.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.

Jimmy Carr, Funny quotes, jokes, koke, one liners, comedian, great britain, uk, english, humor.

Pants On The Ground!

2010-01-29T21:06:00.004+02:00

Pants on the ground!

pants on the ground, american idol, funny video, audition.

Hitler Responds To The iPad

2010-01-29T20:58:00.001+02:00

hitler responds to the ipad, funny video, parody, apple, movie.

George Carlin On The Midnight Special

2010-01-29T17:48:00.001+02:00

George Carlin talks about words and the way we use them.

George Carlin words, midnight special, stand-up comedy, comedian, funny video, show, live.

Horny Turtle Humps a Shoe

2010-01-28T22:47:00.000+02:00

LMAO!!! :))

Horny turtle humps a shoe, boot, funny, video, sounds.

Christopher Walken performs Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face'

2010-01-27T19:53:00.001+02:00

"OOHHH!!!"

Christopher Walken poker face, funny video, comedy, song, lady gaga, actor.

Bill Hicks - Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen 1989

2010-01-26T20:13:00.003+02:00

"WOLVES KNOW IT!!!"

Bill Hicks comedy's dirtiest dozen, 1989, stand-up comedy, funny, video, comedian.

Brian Regan - The Eye Doctor

2010-01-26T18:39:00.003+02:00

"They pass.. NOW!!! and they pass... NOW!!!"

Brian Regan the eye doctor, contacts, funny, video, stand-up comedy, comedian, glasses, exam, test.

Dave Chappelle - Public Transportation

2010-01-25T17:36:00.001+02:00

"That is betterrrr..."

Dave Chappelle public transportation, homeless, funny, video, stand-up comedy, comedian, hostages, terrorist, bus.

10 Funny Quotes - Steven Wright

2010-01-25T02:51:00.003+02:00

10 Funny Quotes by Steven Wright

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I had a friend who was a clown.
When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

I remember when the candle shop burned down.
Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

I was a peripheral visionary.
I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery.
When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.'
He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

Steven Wright, funny quotes, one liners, jokes, comedian, comedy, humor, text.

Criza Financiara vs Automatul de Cafea

2010-01-24T18:00:00.005+02:00

Stire de ultima ora:

O Banca din centrul Bucurestiului a fost sparta azi de un Automat de Cafea.

Automatul si-a motivat gestul, spunand ca nu a gasit un job stabil.

Geeo, automatul de cafea, funny, poza, picture, criza financiara, job, banca, sparta, jaf.

10 Funny Quotes - Mitch Hedberg

2010-01-24T02:27:00.004+02:00

10 Funny Quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah".

A guy told me he liked cherries...but... I waited to see if he was gonna say tomato...before I realized he likes cherries just...all right, that joke is ridiculous. That's like a carbon copy of the previous joke but with different ingredients. I don't know what I was trying to pull off there.

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.

My friend said to me, "I think the weather's trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought, "Man, I should have just said, 'Yeah.'"

I dressed up for the CD...

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on four billion!... Fuck! Seven. Not even close. I need some more dice. Four billion divided by six... at least. Snake eyes!" I just said "snake eyes." That's a gambling term. Its also an animal term too.

My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I'm like, come back! I want to hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here.

I never joined the army because "at ease" never seemed that easy to me. It seemed rather uptight, still. I do not relax by putting my arms behind my back and parting my legs slightly, that does not equal ease to me. At ease is not being in the military. I'm eased bro, cause I'm not in the military.

Mitch Hedberg, funny, quote, jokes, comedian, stand-up comedy, one liners.

The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody

2010-01-23T15:48:00.004+02:00

"Mama... Mama?!?!?" :))

the muppets, bohemian rhapsody, queen, monster, funny video, parody, mama, music, song.

AIDES GRAFFITI - www.adme.ru

2010-01-23T02:39:00.001+02:00

Finalul este neasteptat, amuzant, inteligent.

Unexpected finnish, smart and funny.

funny video, aides graffiti, adme.ru, advertisement, commercial, infomercial, add, safe sex, bathroom.

10 Funny Quotes

2010-01-22T20:52:00.004+02:00

Jack Handey:
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

Albert Einstein:
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Mae West:
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"

Jerome K. Jerome:
"I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."

Ambrose Bierce:
"The covers of this book are too far apart."

Rodney Dangerfield:
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife."

Jerry Seinfeld:
"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"

Golda Meir:
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

Lemony Snicket:
"Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator."

Gloria Steinem:
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

Funny quotes, woman, great, success, failure, trick, wife, cheating, grandfather, car, universe, stupidity, infinite, kids.

Cooking with Christopher Walken

2010-01-22T19:35:00.005+02:00

"... and, reduce that fat mother***" :))

Cristopher Walken, impression, cooking, funny video, australian, parody.

Louis C.K.'s Last Chance

2010-01-22T16:54:00.004+02:00

Louis C.K., Bobby Cannavale, comedy, sketch, comedian, funny, video, last chance, porn, movie, tape.

George Carlin - Modern Man

2010-01-22T15:33:00.006+02:00

I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.
A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.
I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.
I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope.
I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.
I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge.
I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.
A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.
I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.
A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.
I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.
You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.
I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high-maintenance.
I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last.
A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.
But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver.
My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.
I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.
I like rough sex; I like tough love. I use the F-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-core—no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically-formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped and vacuum-packed.
And . . . I have unlimited broadband capacity.
I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.
I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride.
Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.
I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunch time.
I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt; and I'm hangin' tough.
Over and out.

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George Carlin, modern man, stand-up comedy, live, show, video, comedian, funny.

Ellen DeGeneres - The Hawaii Chair

2010-01-22T15:14:00.004+02:00

"It's great on my abs." :))

Ellen DeGeneres, funny, videos, comedian, comedy, show, chair, hawaii.

Will Ferrell Meets His Landlord

2010-01-22T15:07:00.004+02:00

The Landlord from Will Ferrell

"God, you're mean" :))

Will Ferrell, meets his landlord, funny video, comedian, sketch, comedy, video, baby, girl, swearing.

Cat Sending SOS Message

2010-01-22T14:53:00.002+02:00

"This is John Connor. Are there any survivors?" :))

funny video, cat, animal, box, sos, help, sending.

Mihai Eminescu - Glossă

2010-01-22T12:55:00.005+02:00

Vreme trece, vreme vine,
Toate-s vechi si noua toate;
Ce e rau si ce e bine
Tu te-ntreaba si socoate;
Nu spera si nu ai teama,
Ce e val ca valul trece;
De te-ndeamna, de te cheama,
Tu ramâi la toate rece.

Citeste poezia completa AICI

Versuri Puternice, publicate in urma cu 127 de ani,
ce par sa descrie o situatie actuala, daca le citesti atent.

Mihai Eminescu, Glossa, Poezie, Versuri, Poet, Romania, 1883.

Geeo in Eros Club

2010-01-21T21:44:00.004+02:00

Geeo in Eros Club, Navodari, Constanta, Stand-up Comedy Romania, funny, video, comic, comedian, banc, gluma, live, show.

Geeo - Anuntul Matrimonial Universal

2010-01-21T21:39:00.000+02:00

Geeo, Stand-up comedy Romania, comic, funny, video, live, show, banc, gluma, anunt matrimonial, matrimoniale, doamna serioasa, Constanta, Navodari, Eros Club, comedian.

Geeo - Despre YouTube

2010-01-21T21:35:00.000+02:00

Geeo, Stand-up comedy Romania, comic, funny, video, live, show, banc, gluma, despre, youtube, pisica, filme, obsedati, porno, Constanta, Navodari, Eros Club, comedian.

Geeo - Diferentele Dintre Barbati si Femei

2010-01-21T21:31:00.000+02:00

Geeo, Stand-up comedy Romania, despre, diferentele, femei, comic, funny, video, live, show, banc, gluma, barbati, masina, motor, parcare, ganduri, Constanta, Navodari, Eros Club, comedian.

Geeo - Brigada Mobila, Cristoiu si Nastase

2010-01-21T21:27:00.000+02:00

Geeo, Stand-up comedy Romania, comic, funny, video, live, show, banc, gluma, brigada mobila, cristoiu, nastase, Constanta, navodari, Eros Club, comedian.

Geeo - Politicienii si Varsta de Pensionare

2010-01-21T21:24:00.001+02:00

Geeo, Stand-up comedy Romania, comic, funny, video, live, show, banc, gluma, politicieni, baba, pensie, club, striptease, comedie, constanta, navodari, Eros Club., comedian.

Geeo - Clovnul Porno

2010-01-21T21:20:00.000+02:00

Geeo, Stand-up comedy Romania, comic, funny, video, live, show, banc, gluma, clovnul porno, constanta, navodari, Eros Club., comedian.

Geeo in Bar 100 Crossroads

2010-01-21T20:55:00.000+02:00

Geeo, stand-up comedy Romania, funny, video, live show, comic, Bucuresti, comedian, trilogia emo, scurtaciuni, banc, gluma.

Geeo - Scurtaciuni

2010-01-21T20:48:00.001+02:00

Geeo, stand-up comedy Romania, funny, video, live show, comic, Bucuresti, comedian, trilogia emo, scurtaciuni, banc, gluma.

Geeo - Trilogia EMO

2010-01-21T20:39:00.001+02:00

Geeo, stand-up comedy Romania, funny, video, live show, comic, Bucuresti, comedian, trilogia emo, scurtaciuni, banc, gluma.

post 4

2010-01-21T20:38:00.004+02:00

Post 3

2010-01-21T20:38:00.003+02:00

Post 2

2010-01-21T20:38:00.001+02:00

Post 1

2010-01-21T20:34:00.002+02:00